Why Evolution Is True

Thank Ceiling Cat! I have finally finished the first five books of the Bible: the Pentateuch or Torah of Judaism. I have found much to puzzle me, and much that is revolting (more on this next week), but also a few things to LOL at. Here is one, from Deuteronomy 23:13-14.

And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

In other words, don’t make Yahweh step in your crap! I wonder if the Israeli army has those paddles on their guns?

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