Brain-Dead Mom

You are three! Congratulations for surviving intact this long in spite of your predilection for banging your head on the floor when you don’t get your way- especially the concrete one at Ikea. Now I have exciting news. Guess what?! It’s time to stop crapping your pants behind the couch in the living room. To make things a little more exciting to entice you into the bathroom, I am having architect Hernandez Silva install a transparent glass floor in the bathroom like this one…

The one in the picture is situated over a 15 storey elevator shaft. I think once you got on the toilet, it would literally scare the shit out of you. Yes, I know we only live in a two-storey house but I am investigating whether there might be an old hundred foot well or indian graveyard situated under the plumbing that might do the trick. Now…

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